nowhammies
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Big bucks, No Whammies, STOP!
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Post by nowhammies on Dec 31, 2008 6:37:04 GMT -11
Okay - stupid college student story. I had a night class on my 21st birthday. Worse - I had a presentation on children's lit that I had to give in said night class. My classroom management prof discovered that it was my 21st birthday, and he took our entire class (small class) out to the local tavern to imbibe. Everyone in class then proceeded to buy me drink after drink. This went on until about an hour before my night class. I'm probably glad I don't remember much about that class that evening. I must've been wonderful though, I got a 4.0 on my report. Maybe the prof knew it was my birthday.
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sandstone
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Be gneiss, and don't take your friends for granite!
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Post by sandstone on Dec 31, 2008 7:37:29 GMT -11
There you go, Michael! Even Karen has a naughty college story, and she turned out OK. My husband is the most straight laced individual you could ever meet. All prim and proper these days, but back in college he was a booze hound! If he was like that, I'm betting you also have some deep dark secret you just don't want your students to know about. As Chef once said on South Park: "There is a time and place for everything. It's called college."
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Post by ♥~KarinaKay~♥ on Dec 31, 2008 11:38:42 GMT -11
As Chef once said on South Park: "There is a time and place for everything. It's called college." I have a story, too. I was dead drunk one night and got a concussion, diving after a stuffed animal and hitting my head on a brick wall ;D
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nowhammies
Artemis
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Post by nowhammies on Dec 31, 2008 11:44:07 GMT -11
Um okay - here's another college story.....
Julia reminded me of it....
There's a reason I no longer drink tequila. Picture it - a frosty hay ride. Moonlit night. Several college students. Bottle(s) of tequila and mescal. I'd had my share. My friend had even more. I said, "I have to go to the bathroom". She said, "OK" - grabbed my hand, jumped off of the truck. Truck rolled over my foot.
Picture it - crutches, icy college campus, dead of winter.
'Nuff said.
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Post by blondeness on Jan 1, 2009 11:01:21 GMT -11
Have to add to the drunk college days thing- except it was before college. I was probably 17, in Ensenada, Mexico on 4th of July. A bunch of us girls, one bottle of Sunny D and a fifth of Vodka. It quickly turned into just Vodka... I woke up at the bottom of a cliff on a beach with M&M's stuck all over me. Zero recollection of how, what and why to this day...
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Post by drmichaelrhodes on Jan 1, 2009 15:24:06 GMT -11
Come on, admit it Michael! You must have done at least a few ill-advised things as an undergrad! Didn't you ever show up drunk for a lecture? Nope. The worst thing I did as an undergraduate was play football on the one of the greens and had my friend throw passes to me intentionally in the direction of co-eds so I could impress them with my catches. Once I missed the catch (bad pass) and the ball hit a girl in the head. I had to give her mouth to mouth....<waking up>.....What was that question, again? Michael
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Post by LCellini on Jan 2, 2009 6:29:36 GMT -11
Have to add to the drunk college days thing- except it was before college. I was probably 17, in Ensenada, Mexico on 4th of July. A bunch of us girls, one bottle of Sunny D and a fifth of Vodka. It quickly turned into just Vodka... I woke up at the bottom of a cliff on a beach with M&M's stuck all over me. Zero recollection of how, what and why to this day... OMG I just laughed out loud, too funny M&M's.....lmao
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