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Post by thugbob on Jun 2, 2008 13:47:39 GMT -11
I posted this over on A&E. I decided to post here to. I hate seeing my work go to waste.
The names have been changes to protect the frauds.
(scene opens with ByBy talking into a snowcone.)
ByBy- Stardate 2008. Its been a hard investigation. Dergy was gnawing on a tree when the Mothman attacked. We found parts of him in the trees and on the Mystery machine.
(Flip huddles in a corner)
Flip- I wish i was back at the chicken ranch. Flip starts crying)
(Mrs. Barren grabs Flip by the shirt and slaps him around)
Mrs.Barren- SNAP OUT OF IT! YOU FLAKE!
ByBY- All of you get ahold of your selves! We're not out of this yet!
(At that moment they hear a fluttering of wings outside)
Melfie- (whispers) He's back!
ByBy- Quick! Grab the bible and holy water!
(The DoobiePoo gang moves to a window and looks out. As a shadow of creature fly's over.)
Flip- We're not getting out of this! IT'S YOUR FAULT ByBy!
( A demonic figure emerges from the woods. Its Velial. The demon that tormented ByBy since his 3rd grade year at PU elementary school. Velial used to steal ByBy's lunch money and give him swirlies in the restroom. The demon Velial walks just outside the tree line and points at ByBy.)
Velial- Thou time as come ByBy. Your soul is mine!
(ByBy wets himself remembering the toilet bowl as it came closer to his face.)
ByBy- Hand me the holywater and my blessed picture of peewee herman.
(ByBy talks into his snowcone)
ByBy-Stardate 2008. Its come down to this. I'm going out to do battle with Velial. I will defeat my tormenter and free my friends from this trap!
(ByBy stands up and walks to the door. Looking back over his shoulder he see Flip, Mrs Barren and Melfie. The last of the doobiePoo gang.)
ByBy- Wait here. I'll go deal with Velial.
(ByBy opens the door and walks out. He stands yards from Velial shaking.)
Velial- The time has come. We finish it now!
(ByBy drops his holywater and blessed picture of peewee and make a run for the mystery machine. Flip, Mrs.Barren and Melfie watch in disbelief as ByBy runs off and leaves them.)
Mrs.Barren- What a wanker.
( ByBy makes it to the van and gets in. He fumbles with the keys as he tries to start the van. He hears a whinnying from the back of the van and turns around. The last thing he sees is a possessed pink pony coming at him.)
(end scene)
-- "If theres something strange in the trailer park. Who ya going to call? ParanormalState!"
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Post by thugbob on Jun 3, 2008 15:25:34 GMT -11
I made this a thing on the A&E PS forum. They get deleted in a day but i like writeing them. LOL
This is a parody of a paranormal show. No innocent people are involved or were harm in the writing of this parody. The Names have been change to protect the frauds.
The Adventures of the Doobie Poo Gang.
The Haunted Merry-go-round.
(scene opens in a run down amusement park.)
( The Doopie Poo gangs arrives out side the PRS amusement park. The park is run down with few visitors. The gang meets the owner outside the amusement park gates. PBSfan tells the gang what's going on.)
PBSfan- Well. It all started a couple weeks ago. Our Merry-go-round is the main attraction. Everything was going well till the ghost of the headless pink pony showed up.
ByBy- The ghost of the headless pink pony? Wow! Did you hear that gang!
Melfie- Oh Wow!
Dergy- Are those Oak trees? ( Dergy asks looking at the trees outside the park.)
Mrs.Barren- Hmmmm....Ghost? No. I sense a demon here.
Flip- Oh boy! I love pink ponies!
( The gang all turn and look at Flip.)
Flip- Sorry. Pink ponies get me all tinglie.
ByBy- Tell us more Mrs.PBsfan.
PBSfan- Well. The headless pink pony always appears when the ride starts. He scares all the kids off and I have to give refunds! If this keeps up I'll have to close the park.
ByBy- Don't worry Mrs.PBSfan! The Doopie Poo Gang will get to the bottom of this mystery!
(scene closes)
(scene open with the gang set up there gear.)
Melfie- I got your tape recorder ByBy. (melfie hand ByBy the recorder.)
ByBy- Well we got all our gear lets get started! (ByBY turns on the recorder and speaks into it.)
ByBy- star date 2008. We have arrived at the PBS Amusement park. The owner told us his park is being haunted by the headless ghost of a pink pony. We will find this ghost and banish it with our christian and wicca cleansing rituals! We ARE here to HELP!
(Melfie gets her wand and cauldron ready. Dergy ready's his standing pose. Flip checks his Astro-glide tube. Mrs.Barren Shadow slaps. She's getting warmed up to slap the demon out of the headless pink pony.)
(The Doobie Poo gang head toward the merry-go-round.)
Mrs.Barren- I sense great evil here!
ByBy- What do you feel Mrs Barren!
(Mrs. Barren slaps ByBy so hard Melfie lets out a oink.)
Mrs. Barren - I said I sense evil here you prima donna!
Flip- ByBy is sooooooo lucky I love it when I get slapped like that!
(Dergy nods his head in agreement as he gnaws on a log.)
ByBy- There it is (He says as he rubs his face fighting back the tears.)
(ByBY breaks out the tape recorder)
ByBy- We are at the Merry-go-round. Its seems like a normal merry-go-round. Mrs.Barren what do you think?
Mrs.Barren- I need silence. Hmmmm. Yes...there is ......something.....
(The gnawing of dergy distracts Mrs.Barren. She swirls around and Slaps dergy. wood chips fly from his mouth.)
Mrs.Barren- I SAID SILENCE!
Flip- Some people get all the luck. (Flip does a little shuffle and says) I'll go check the Men's restroom! You never know. I might get lucky!
(ByBy, Melfie, Dergy and Mrs.Barren watch as Flip prances off shaking their heads.)
(Mrs.BArren walks up to the merry-go-round and touches it.)
Mrs.Barren- Yep. I feel a demon!
ByBy- Mrs.PBSfan says the headless ghost appears not long after the ride starts. Everyone pick a animal and hope on!
(Dergy climbs aboard a large beaver. The resemblance is uncanny. Mrs.Barren climbs up on a donkey. Again the resemblance is remarkable. Melfie walks around and around looking at the animals finally picking a large fish or fish like creature. Don't ask me i just write this stuff. As ByBy is about to chose his Flip runs up tucking in his shirt and arranging his hair. He looks a little flushed.)
Flip- Wait for me! Here I am! Look at that Stud! I call dibs on the Horse!
(Flip climbs aboard and giggles like a little girl.)
Flip- Oh he's a big one!
(the gang shakes their heads)
(ByBY flips a switch and hopes aboard as it starts turning. He climbs onto a large rodent or a rat use your imagination.)
Flip- Oh my the way guys I think i found a clue.
(flip hands ByBy a rolled up paper that looks like a blue print. ByBy unrolls it as the ride goes around faster.)
ByBy- Nah its just a blue print for a condo. Mrs.PBSfan must have lost it.
(ByBY throws it away and grabs his tape recorder and talks into it.)
ByBy- We are on the merry-go-round waiting for the Headless pink pony to show. Then we will send it to the hell it crawled out of!
(While the gang goes around in a circle. PBSfan walks out of the men's room and puts on his Headless pink pony costume.)
PBSfan- I'll get rid of these nosey kids and their old bag! No one will stop me from building my overpriced and cheaply made condos!
(PBSfan sneaks over to the control panel and pushes the speed control to full speed)
ByBy- What's going on? Its going to fast!
Melfie- LOOK! (she points to near the control panel) Its the Headless Pink Pony!
(The gang looks Looks as they go around and around faster and faster.)
Melfie- I'll get him with my Magic wand! ( But the ever increasing speed of the merry-go-round tears the wand from her paw...errrr hand and strikes Mrs.Barren and knocks her cold.)
( The gang holds on for dear life as the watch Mrs.Barren get slung off the ride with such force that she blasts through two games of chance and lands on the other side of the fairway.)
Melfie- I CAN'T HANG ON ANYMORE! (she screams as she is flung on the ride and lands in the dunking tank and melts. Cause witches and water don't mix. Duh.)
(The merry-go-round goes faster and faster as Flip, ByBy and dergy hold on for dear life. Dergy decides to bite the beaver, Yea never thought you read those words huh. Dergy holds on by the enamel of his teeth till they give out)
Dergy- Doobiedoobie doooooooo.......... (Dergy flies off in to the night.)
(Flip strains to hold on to the horse as it speeds around . The tube of Astro-glide shoots out of his back pocket and strikes the Headless pink pony. The headless pink pony staggers and falls. Impaled by astro-glide, Bet you didn't see that one coming.)
Flip- OHhhhhhhhh.......I.....can't ....... (Flip flies off crashing into the clown changing room. ByBy reaches for his tape recorder. Hoping to report his last captains log.)
ByBy- Sssttaaarrr Date....200......( ByBy flies off the merry-go-round heading to the petting zoo. Unknown to the poor horse that was eating his daily oats facing away from the merry-go-round. A screaming ByBy flies heads first towards the horse's rear. Yep folks death my horse's rear fits huh.)
(Scene fades out)
On a side note. I'd like to say the horse is fine after a number of reconstructive procedures and years of therapy. His name was changed and is now living the rest of his life on a farm somewhere out west.
Tune in later for more adventures of the Doobie Poo Gang!
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Post by penguinkeeper on Jun 3, 2008 16:54:45 GMT -11
LOL thugbob
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Post by hoobsmom on Jun 3, 2008 17:04:30 GMT -11
Very funny Bob.
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Post by ♥~KarinaKay~♥ on Jun 4, 2008 2:38:10 GMT -11
This is hilarious! Thanks for posting it here.
They must really take the show seriously over at A&E. If you can't have a good parody and enjoy it, you need some serious mental help!
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Post by thugbob on Jun 4, 2008 5:57:05 GMT -11
This is hilarious! Thanks for posting it here. They must really take the show seriously over at A&E. If you can't have a good parody and enjoy it, you need some serious mental help! I know. I get a big kick out of the people over there.
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