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Post by krystalmoore1986 on Jun 23, 2008 20:12:06 GMT -11
Aww that's cute!
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Post by BambiScott on Jun 24, 2008 3:23:44 GMT -11
aw so cute and funny
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Post by blondeness on Jun 24, 2008 6:08:27 GMT -11
As my favorite Jack Handy quote says:
"The face of a child says so much, especially the mouth part."
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Post by brian on Jun 24, 2008 15:06:01 GMT -11
I love kids -
I can imagine the look on the teacher's face as she reads these entries!!!
Children write about the sea:
1) This is a picture of an octopus... It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breathes through an butthole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat hiney. (Jule age 7)
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Post by krystalmoore1986 on Jun 24, 2008 15:30:37 GMT -11
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
ahahahahahahahaha
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Post by CougarBob on Jun 28, 2008 5:30:55 GMT -11
These are actual notes written by parents in a midwest school district (spellings have been left intact). Enjoy!
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ecsc's John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
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