nowhammies
Artemis
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Post by nowhammies on Jul 20, 2008 3:39:41 GMT -11
Oh the date with a gay guy stories. My date with a gay guy story is that he was deeply in the closet, I married him and had a kid with him. He came out of the closet because he was attracted to the guy next door. I was looking for a way out anyway, so I ran like hell. Being gay was the least of the issues I had with this guy. He's now back in the closet, but somebody else's problem.
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CougarBob
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Where is Everybody???
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Post by CougarBob on Jul 20, 2008 4:29:41 GMT -11
Oh the date with a gay guy stories. My date with a gay guy story is that he was deeply in the closet, I married him and had a kid with him. He came out of the closet because he was attracted to the guy next door. I was looking for a way out anyway, so I ran like hell. Being gay was the least of the issues I had with this guy. He's now back in the closet, but somebody else's problem. Wow, I have a friend who had the same thing happen. Except she had two kids with him and they were teenagers before he came out of the closet. Now he is living with his new partner and she has nothing nice to say about gays in general or him in particular. She has been pretty pissed for the past eight years.
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Post by LCellini on Jul 20, 2008 4:34:18 GMT -11
yea i think that caused me man issues too. my best friend and maybe someday boyfriend in high school turned out to be gay. and i think i was the last to know and he totally f-ed up when he told me. and other things happened that really hurt me so i haven't spoken to him since i found out and i don't want to either.
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nowhammies
Artemis
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Post by nowhammies on Jul 20, 2008 5:16:32 GMT -11
Oh the date with a gay guy stories. My date with a gay guy story is that he was deeply in the closet, I married him and had a kid with him. He came out of the closet because he was attracted to the guy next door. I was looking for a way out anyway, so I ran like hell. Being gay was the least of the issues I had with this guy. He's now back in the closet, but somebody else's problem. Wow, I have a friend who had the same thing happen. Except she had two kids with him and they were teenagers before he came out of the closet. Now he is living with his new partner and she has nothing nice to say about gays in general or him in particular. She has been pretty pissed for the past eight years. Boy - that takes a lot of life energy to be pissed for eight years. My son was three when the "neighbor incident" happened, so we are still in touch. I have no issue with his sexual choices or preferences. He is a bit difficult to deal with because he's a narcissistic boob - but I try not to let that affect my life too horribly much. I'll be rid of him in another 10 years or so.
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Pinkberry
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Post by Pinkberry on Jul 22, 2008 3:50:52 GMT -11
This one guy I went on a few dates with was Irish and I LOVED his accent...that was all that kept me around for more than one date. The guy kissed like a dead trout. Mouth open unmoving, slight drool, no movement. And he has the nerve to ask me (unbeknownst to him) why wont u kiss me anymore?!?!?! Buhbye trout-boy.
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Post by chrissy on Jul 22, 2008 14:47:37 GMT -11
LMAO @ pink!! trout boy! lmao
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Post by blondeness on Jul 26, 2008 18:39:59 GMT -11
OMG Pink, you brought up a great (really now, AWFUL) memory of scoping out, and eventually landing the class hottie in my Geology class in college. He was so friggen hot... we went out on a date, and I was ready- oh so ready- for that goodnight kiss. He leaned in, I waited... and WHAM! whoaNellie! I was greeted with breath that smelled like fish buried deep in a fisherman's boot in a humid Mexican summer. Holyshit- I nearly gagged and had to mindfully NOT recoil or unwittingly offer a piece of gum. First and last date right there- with half a semester to go... awkward!
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Post by xXSpookyXx on Jul 31, 2008 18:00:35 GMT -11
Well this one time, (and actually I was the cause of the bad date lol) this guy would not take "No" for an answer. He was persistent and pushy so I go "fine pick me up at 7 tomorrow. So I spend an hour or two preparing for this date. When he showed up, his jaw almost hit the floor. I decided to put all my hair forward and roll it and fix it so that it went to a straight point as if a unicorn point at the front of my head and sprayed it with hot pink hair color. Practically a whole can of hairspray kept it in place quite nice. I also put on some clown like shoes, and wore these very weird hot pink with black squares for pants. On top of that, I borrow my grandmother's very over sized, old lady sweater, and wore a mickey mouse nighttime shirt underneath it. I also decided to bring a pet mouse with me in a carry cage. Needless to say he decided he didn't want to take me to the restaurant he made reservations for, but I insisted we go. He was very embarrassed I could tell. I was also clearing my throat like a truck driver and drinking beer and burping. Then he wanted to take me home but I nagged him to meet his mother. He reluctantly went along with it and of course a couple of his friends just had to stop in. It wound up being an early night and he never badgered me for a date again. Perhaps he learned to take no for an answer from that day forth.
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nowhammies
Artemis
Big bucks, No Whammies, STOP!
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Post by nowhammies on Aug 1, 2008 4:12:22 GMT -11
OMG Spooky - I love it!!!
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Post by poultrygeist on Aug 1, 2008 11:32:33 GMT -11
That is friggin hilarious! Mainly because it didn't happen to me
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Post by krystalmoore1986 on Aug 1, 2008 11:48:21 GMT -11
lmfao spooky!!!
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Post by poultrygeist on Aug 3, 2008 9:59:52 GMT -11
When you run into a buddy at a club and he is with our bosses recently divorced ex-wife is more akward dates than worse dates, but it deserves posting here.
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