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Post by frznentreeoh on Aug 6, 2008 9:26:31 GMT -11
I know I am new here, but for anyone that knows anything about me, I am crazy Comic Book fan. I love the art, the stories, etc...
I was thinking, with all of the Superheroes that are in Comic Books, there has to be TONS of people who also get powers, but that get powers that are completely useless/stupid/problematic/etc.
So, let's come up with some Terrible Superheroes, post their BIO, describe their powers, and if you want.... draw them up and post the pics!
I'll start.
The REWINDER.
BIO:
Real Name: Thomas Sundervandt Occupation: Security Guard Hobbies: Collects random toys, games, and other collectibles from the past. Hgt: 5'10'' Wgt: 190 lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue
POWERS:
The Rewinder has the ability to travel back in time. He can literally turn back time at the drop of a hat. His power is limited though. When he goes back in time, he has no memory from the future. So while he has a cool ability, he has no use for it. If he were to see a Bus full of school children turn over, he could travel back in time and would be stuck doing the exact same thing that he just did. Therefore, he could never make any changes.
Current Location:
The Rewinder is stuck in an infinite loop of discovering that he can travel back in time. He found out about his powers, tried to use them, and went back in time before he had powers. He will be doing this indefinitely.
What can you all come up with?
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Little_One
Artemis
I'm like a mix between Fergie and Jesus.
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Post by Little_One on Aug 6, 2008 10:27:29 GMT -11
Pancakes-into-waffles Dude
BIO:
Real Name: Marty Garcia Occupation: IHOP cook Hobbies: World of Warcraft, collects Civil War memorabilia Hgt: 5'6" Wgt: 200 lbs Hair: Black Eyes: Brown
POWERS:
He started working at the International House of Pancakes in 2006 and on his first day at the job he got an order to make three fluffy buttermilk pancakes. The customer got three fluffy buttermilk waffles instead and complained to management. When it happened a second and third time, Marty was banned from cooking pancakes. However, in December 2007, Marty caught a cold that let him madly transform anything into waffles. Stovetops, round tables, wheels, ladies' behinds. Authorities attempted to restrain him, but he resisted arrest and transformed the sheriff into a giant waffle.
Current Location:
With a warrant out for his arrest, Pancakes-into-waffles Dude is constantly on the run. Citizens are informed to alert the local authorities whenever their pancakes spontaneously turn into waffles.
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Post by frznentreeoh on Aug 6, 2008 10:47:31 GMT -11
Pancakes-into-waffles Dude ..... LOLLERSKATES. Well played. I could just see it now, he goes to shave his face... OPPS! Your razor is a Waffle. Getting some money out of the ATM... OPPS! ATM is a Waffle. It would be like the Midas Touch (or even the Skittles Touch) but with Waffles. If I were that guy, I would be really afraid to ever be intimate.
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Post by ♥~KarinaKay~♥ on Aug 6, 2008 14:22:48 GMT -11
The most brilliant person I've ever known once posted on skiffy as CaptainDingleberry. Anyone wanna write a bio for that name? LOL
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Post by graphicsguy on Aug 6, 2008 18:12:40 GMT -11
Just for fun, I created a superhero called Cute and Fuzzy Man. He had the power to animate toys, making people to, "Ohh, how cute!"
I also created a villain called Suppository Man. You can probably guess what his power was.
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Post by amara1369 on Aug 6, 2008 20:32:19 GMT -11
Anyone ever play the game would you rather? There is actually a section on superpowers... I believe "snot man" or "burp man" were two, where every time you were attracted to someone, you blew a snot bubble the size of a basketball, or burped the sweedish national anthem were the two choices
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BambiScott
Hermes
This Satedan
RPG Queen
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Post by BambiScott on Aug 8, 2008 2:10:01 GMT -11
Anyone ever play the game would you rather? There is actually a section on superpowers... I believe "snot man" or "burp man" were two, where every time you were attracted to someone, you blew a snot bubble the size of a basketball, or burped the sweedish national anthem were the two choices I love that game!
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Post by amara1369 on Aug 8, 2008 10:18:36 GMT -11
hehe yeah the game does rawk... a lot of the times I find myself asking, can i choose neither?
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Post by graphicsguy on Aug 8, 2008 13:14:46 GMT -11
Someone I know from another board and I have created a number of City of Heroes characters with bad/goofy names. Some of the ones I've come up with: Stunbunny, Exploding Cactus, Hedge Fund
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Post by poultrygeist on Aug 11, 2008 13:06:17 GMT -11
The Smiley. BIO: Real Name: Scott Miley Occupation: Icon Hobbies: Hangs out on the internet adding emotion to text Hgt: Varies Wgt: 0.0 oz Hair: Varies Eyes: Varies POWERS: Smiley has the ability to travel about cyberspace adding emotion to an emotionless idea. Current Location: Everywhere, yet nowhere.
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